LAURA DORE - AKA SWEETIE CYANIDE
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Section: Random Stuff
March 7th 2010

FUCK YEAH!

NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET REMAKE!


Section: Random Stuff
February 1st 2010

POTTER PUPPET PALS


Everyone should watch this....it's really awesome http://www.potterpuppetpals.com/ VIEW ARTICLE & IMAGES >>

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January 8th 2010

NINJA ASSASSIN


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November 30th 2009

THANK YOU RODRIGO SANCHEZ!


Thank you for the birthday presents, Bloodsucking Freaks and Texas Chainsaw Massacre! Freakin awesome! If anyone else feels inspired to send me something lol You can send it to 500 Molino ST suite 111 Los Angeles, CA 90013 VIEW ARTICLE & IMAGES >>

Section: Random Stuff
November 5th 2009

SERIAL KILLER QUOTE OF THE DAY

"I MAY BE A BIT PECULIAR"--GEORGE JOSEPH SMITH


George Joseph Smith (January 11, 1872 – August 13, 1915) was an English serial killer and bigamist. In 1915 he was convicted and subsequent hanged for the deaths of three women, the case becoming known as the "Brides in the Bath Murders". As well as being widely reported in the media, the case was a significant case in the history of forensic pathology and detection. It was also one of the first cases in which similarities between connected crimes were used to prove deliberation, a technique used in subsequent prosecutions. VIEW ARTICLE & IMAGES >>

Section: Random Stuff
November 1st 2009

HALLOWEEN AND MY PERSONAL SPACE


Last night, I attended a Halloween party......Halloween is my all time favorite holiday, any excuse to run around in costume while acting like a child is my idea of fun times. However, it is NOT an excuse to invade personal space that you would respect any other time you go out to a club. Last night, a friend introduced me to one of his friends and as this man was trying to start some sort of incoherent conversation he leaned in and put his genitalia on me. First of all, in a crowded club most people lean forward so you can hear them, who leans back and pushes their hips out?.......So at first, I figured it was a drunken error. Clearly no one in their right mind just puts their penis on some one's leg...Wrong! So I back up, thinking he'll see he's off balance...as soon as I step back he leans forward again. Dick Touch #2! At this point even though I'm slightly drunk, I start thinking to myself this man is purposely doing this....after I jump back a second time and he started to come at me again, my girlfriend saw me start to get the Sweetie Cyanide look so she jumped in and told him to back off. In no social setting is it ever ok to put your dick on someone....never...never....NEVER. It should be rule of thumb: If the person you are talking to hasn't already had some sort of relationship with your penis, it should always be kept at least a foot away. VIEW ARTICLE & IMAGES >>

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October 13th 2009

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!


Happy Halloween! PS I have hands like Jack the Pumpkin King. VIEW ARTICLE & IMAGES >>

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September 25th 2009

MTV MUSIC AWARDS

LADY GAGA


Section: Random Stuff
September 4th 2009

WELCOME!

THANK YOU FOR JOINING!


Welcome Richard,Warren,David, Earnest, Van and Dylan! You are the first in line to drink the kool aid...your orange jumpsuits are on the way and I hope by this time next year I have earned your complete trust and you shall follow me without question or back talk. Yours Truly, Miss Cyanide VIEW ARTICLE & IMAGES >>

Section: Random Stuff
September 3rd 2009

FINGERMOUSE

SCOTTY DOO


While in London, Scotty (our web designer) introduced me to the fantastic Fingermouse. VIEW ARTICLE & IMAGES >>

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September 3rd 2009

STILL ONE OF MY FAVORITE MOVIES

NATURAL BORN KILLERS