November 1st 2009
HALLOWEEN AND MY PERSONAL SPACE
Last night, I attended a Halloween party......Halloween is my all time favorite holiday, any excuse to run around in costume while acting like a child is my idea of fun times. However, it is NOT an excuse to invade personal space that you would respect any other time you go out to a club. Last night, a friend introduced me to one of his friends and as this man was trying to start some sort of incoherent conversation he leaned in and put his genitalia on me. First of all, in a crowded club most people lean forward so you can hear them, who leans back and pushes their hips out?.......So at first, I figured it was a drunken error. Clearly no one in their right mind just puts their penis on some one's leg...Wrong! So I back up, thinking he'll see he's off balance...as soon as I step back he leans forward again. Dick Touch #2! At this point even though I'm slightly drunk, I start thinking to myself this man is purposely doing this....after I jump back a second time and he started to come at me again, my girlfriend saw me start to get the Sweetie Cyanide look so she jumped in and told him to back off. In no social setting is it ever ok to put your dick on someone....never...never....NEVER. It should be rule of thumb: If the person you are talking to hasn't already had some sort of relationship with your penis, it should always be kept at least a foot away.
LMAO!!
next time take me as your bodyguard, sis!!
t (BFP)
Dear Laura,
My Barber often rests his genitalia on my arm as he leans over to do my edges. is this a violation of my personal space or merely the price you pay for sharp edges? What is the proper etiquette here? Basically, how long is too long?




@Sean38 dude every time I got my haircut that happened! take comfort in knowing you are not alone but now I just keep my hair in a mohawk! and Lady Laura I would like to see that Sweetie Cyanide look, you should show us :-)